wrigley field is MILF paradise
Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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