How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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