Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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