Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
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the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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