3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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