In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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