I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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