I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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