I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
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I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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