I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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