and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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