I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
