never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
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