I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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Polo
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
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IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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