I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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