Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
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I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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