I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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