it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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