So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
pop tarts are not kleenex
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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