Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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