my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I skipped work to stalk him.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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