Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
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we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
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I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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