woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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