Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
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