white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
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Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
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i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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