So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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