i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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