Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
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Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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