I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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