in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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