Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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