Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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