our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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