sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
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Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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