Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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