I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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