We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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