you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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