Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
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If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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40s are totally the cure
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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