Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
God, you're like boner-b-gone
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
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Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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