Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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