I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I should be sponsored by Trojan
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im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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