I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
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