Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
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Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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