You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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