The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
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