at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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