perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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