$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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