He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
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We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I don't deserve a penis
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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