I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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