Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
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Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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