I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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