Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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