I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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