Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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