I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
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I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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