More tranny stories later!
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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