i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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