when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
