So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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